So, I've been seriously restricted in my access to the interwebz this week (a source of much chagrin and many conniption fits, lemme tell ya), and I started to wonder how humanity ever survived without being able to tweet about cat antics or lint or the contents of one's coffee to the world.
And then I was reminded of all those classic sci-fi episodes of Doctor Who and Blake's Seven and Star Trek where the Highly Advanced Technologically Dependent Civilization were all just a bunch of big heads because their reliance on technology had caused their unused bodies to wither away.
And then it occurred to me that those episodes were obviously written by active young men who did not actually ever sit around all day in front of a computer.
Because any woman will tell you, letting technology do the walking does NOT encourage bodily withering.
In fact, sitting in front of a computer all day encourages the body to cushion-up the whole seat area, so the sitting experience is more comfortable. So those aliens really should have been massively pear-shaped.
Do I have a point? Am I saying that my days away from the computer, days spent actually locomotivating my body around the house have been a wonderful break and shown me the value of incorporating an exercise regimen into my life?
I'm saying, having to go to the library rather than having the library come to me over the web is Big Time Annoying.
And coming up with activities that allow me to Avoid Actual Work is way harder without access to LOLcats and Twitter and Facebook.
Which reminds me, I really must get to Farmville - my crops could be withering.
What? No, I don't want to go outside and dig in the dirt, I want to harvest my crops. Yes, I know they're pixels. But they're withering, I tell you!
Ah, very funny. I heard you say, "At least something's withering." Shut up and send me a sheep.